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Funny Quotes: Page 3
There is not a day that goes by that funny quotes cannot be used to bring laughter. Most people would agree that we spend far too much time being serious. There are funny life quotes that will bring back memories. There are funny inspirational quotes in this collection. There are even some funny stupid quotes. All and all these funny quotes are a good friend of mine when I am feeling low. I hope they will become a friend of yours as well. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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